It appears you've somehow found your way into my private study. Well, while you're here I suppose you should make yourself at home. Shall I make you some tea? Try not to mind the frogs, by the way, I have no idea where they keep coming from. I'll do my best to make sure one doesn't get into yours.

I'm Arthur, though some tend to refer to me as Artie, and other likes to slap a "2P" at the beginning of my name. You may ask anything you see fit.

CURRENT M!A: House is now very, very haunted